&. alohomora

best-of-funny:

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

X

(Source: surf4ces, via tonyfromstatefarm)

weaselette:

(via theperksofbeingahedgehog)

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via rehabbed)

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

deatheaters:

people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape

HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?

(via theperksofbeingahedgehog)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via theperksofbeingahedgehog)

(Source: mychemicalliferuiners, via tonyfromstatefarm)

(Source: shescyrus, via lolsomeone-actually)

sailorzombie:

This just happened

(via lolsomeone-actually)

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

(via cloudyweeks)

dracze:

jerk-bending:

megg33k:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so much

I’m not even in this fandom

I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE

(Source: cursedcrossofthedragon, via avadaakedavraa)