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itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

officialfrenchtoast:

oh look satan is giving tips

officialfrenchtoast:

oh look satan is giving tips

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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thisisashittydream:

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh


hes hammered

thisisashittydream:

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh

hes hammered

gollums-new-best-friend:

urban-dytopia:

au-tom-aton:

laurenwhatthehellareyoudoing:

pitchblackglow:

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

#it’s like an awful experiment gone wrong

I bet you there are scientists somewhere, watching us like:

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oh my god, my heart stopped because I thought he spilled it on the laptop

^I think that says a lot

incurablylazydevil:

You know my methods, John. I am known to be indestructible.